So, you met a new woman. She’s beautiful, smart, funny, sexy…the total package. You’ve actually kept some of your private details away from boy’s night. Don’t get me wrong. We all know that men are pretty forthcoming about the women they date. We’re just not detail oriented. Let me break it down for the ladies reading this. This is how it works: Friends: How’s that new woman you’re dating? Man: She’s pretty cool. Friends: Yeah? You hit it yet? Man: Yeah Friends: Sweet. (Talking to other friends present) He’s going to be pussy whipped in two weeks. Man: Fuck that…you know me Friends: Well, we’re happy for you bro.  Man:…

I remember when I was a boy I would always see the old imagery of the guy putting down his coat to cover a puddle so his lady wouldn’t get her shoes wet. As a boy, I thought that when I grew up the world would be full of these puddles and all I needed was to carry around a coat that I didn’t mind getting wet. Seemed easy enough.  As I became a man, I realized there was a lot more to chivalry and being a gentleman than those old time movies would lead me to believe. Women are fucking complex to say the least, but they all want…